Origin of Kuta Cowboys revealed

Kuta Cowboys, those weird little guys who hang on the beach day, in search of the largest females Qantas can carry, have long been a mystery. From where do they originate, what inspires them to do what they do, and are they related to the rest of humanity? Modern science now has the answer to these pressing questions.

According to the BBC website, a skeleton found on an Indonesian island in 2004, of a ‘Hobbit-like’ human, with considerable intelligence (they know that a cold Bintang on the beach, is worth a considerable mark up), could be another branch of our human family tree. Well, blow me down! Next time I see one of these little guys, I’ll buy him one of his beers, now that we’re related.

Presumably they hunt down large women to address the shortness in their gene-pool. Happy hunting guys.