Michelle Leslie looks for work in US

Convicted drug taker, Michelle Leslie is trying to work in the US. Bali’s only drugs-success story, is having a hard time finding work back in Australia. I don’t feel too sorry for her, she’s not exactly having to work at McDonalds to pay the rent.

Living here in Bali I hear all kinds of gossip, 99% of which is probably garbage. People love to to tell stories about each other, it passes the time. Before I was was married some people accused me of being gay, I mean everything is possible if you have an imagination.

The chatter that surrounded Michelle Leslie and her slick exit from Kerobokan jail, talks about very large sums of money being sloshed around. People have also said that while in Kerobokan jail Michelle kept to herself and did not want anything to do with Schapelle Corby or the Bali Nine.

Back in Australia major companies are probably concerned that hiring her will taint their image and her financiers have probably told her that under no circumstances can she do an ‘everything revealed’ interview. That leaves Uncle Sam, where even a Big Fish from Australia can dissappear. I mean, David Beckham can go to the US for a holiday and nobody knows him.

Maybe her new found religious conviction will inspire her to be the Muslim spokeswomen on the Prophet Mohammed cartoons.