Kim Jong Il to visit Indonesia

North Korean President Kim Jong Il will visit Indonesia in the near future after an invite from Jakarta. Indonesian President SBY is proving to be a skillful go between for the US and western power, especially when dealing with countries like Iran and N. Korea. Although Kim will likely stay in Jakarta, he should take my advice and visit Bali.

Let’s design Kim’s day in Bali, with a focus on unwinding and letting go of those NUKES!!!

8.00 – Breakfast at Ku De Ta. Kim can sit back under a shade, sip a latte, enjoy eggs Benedict while watching the pounding surf. We’ll even chuck on some kim che for him.
9.00 – Horse ride on Seminyak beach, giving ‘shorty’ Kim a bird’s eye view of all the Euro girls in their bikini’s.
10.00 – Surfing lesson on Kuta Beach. Kim learns to catch a wave and feel like he is sitting on top of the world, without having his finger on the button.
12.00 – Lunch at Cafe Warisan. Delicious food in one of Kerobokan’s most famous restaurants.
1.00 – Massage of the Gods at Prana Spa, followed by foot massage / bath at Chill, just make sure he’s getting chilled.
3.00 – Trip to The Curl to pick out that perfect pair of surf shorts, to show to the boys in Pyongyang.
4.00 – Bungy jump at AJ Hacketts to flush out any remaining adrenalin in his body.
5.00 – A beach fly over with Bali Air Tours, also can be used to check out the real estate for his mansion.
6.00 – Sunset drinks at Lanai on Blue Ocean Beach
7.00 – Dinner at Gado Gado, enjoying the ocean breeze and watching the jets landing in the distance.
8.00 – Cocktails at Hu U on Jl. Petitenget
9.00 – Check out cabaret show at Musro in Tuban
10.00 – JP’s Warung for some acoustic Latin Jazz
11.00 – Warm up drinks at Liquid
12.00 – Second round of drinks at De Ja Vu
1.00 – Hour of techno dancing frenzy at Double Six
2.00 – Takes limo home to Four Seasons Jimbaran Bay, followed by a fleet of taxis containing every women in Double Six.

There! I think that should calm the little bugger down.